What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them
They’ll get the punchline right away
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates.
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
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