My hopes and dreams
one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!” mom: “no you can’t…” me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!” lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”
Hope this good
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
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