Hope jokes

Hope this good

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

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one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!” mom: “no you can’t…” me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!” lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it

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What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’

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Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off

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Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!

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A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable

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I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

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We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part

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whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

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