Hope jokes

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

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Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.

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To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

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Hope everyone is having a good day??

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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

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Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.

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To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy

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Hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood “gods” but a true, loving, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love, Godlygirl26

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Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you’ll never forget!

( Btw I never actually did this irl yet)

So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you’ll

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Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now

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So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”

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My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up!

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Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short

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Its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

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