Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?" Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You’re only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?" Cindy says: "Well daddy, I’ll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it …" Dad gives in and says: “OK, give me a head-job then”. He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste’s like shit! " Dad goes: “Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon …”
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke? Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said “you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills. ” he hands her a pen He said “sell me this pen” She puts in between her boobs.
The teacher once said to some students ?i was an orphan before your principle hired me.? the students said ?oof that is sad? the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ?is anyone missing? the students said ? your parents.? the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job? showing them the ropes.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin’ B. Anthony!
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
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