I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
So i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
If you were to ask me, ‘What is the easiest job in the world?’, it would be an Australian psychiatrist. “G’Day, G’Day…how you doing…no worries, next!”.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it??
What is the perfect job for a paedophile
A physical doctor for kids
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
What was Frankenstein’s second job? – He was a bodybuilder.
Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
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