Job jokes

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

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Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer

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how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job

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I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.

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I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.

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what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks

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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care

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What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

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(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.

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Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.

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