(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?" Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You’re only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?" Cindy says: "Well daddy, I’ll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it …" Dad gives in and says: “OK, give me a head-job then”. He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo — that taste’s like shit! " Dad goes: “Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon …”
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job. My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I; m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery
Boss: “we have to let you go.”
Surgeon: “I protest innocence.”
Boss: “how?”
Surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things. ” Boss: “get out”
Boss: “get out”
Wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
Boobs are like batteries… AA will get the job done… C is bigger than AA… D is bigger that C… …and if they’re square, you don’t want to put your tongue on them!
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