Little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim?
A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy?
He died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words…
“you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance…
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… Lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up everyday living a sane life!
I liked my life when I first got it…later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Life’s too short to want it.
How do you know when an orphan is lying.
When they say I swear on my mother’s life
Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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