I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying “Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida.” I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was “You unplugged my life support”, that’s when I called the doctor… Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
Thankfully I’m still alive because I fail at everything in life.
All you need is a Razor Blade in life.
My life Tell me when you get it
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
“Don’t worry! Life goes on” “Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
The closest thing in a depression person’s life is a knife and his/her throat
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
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