Life jokes

My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered “Happy”. The teacher said I didn’t understand the test, I said to her that she didn’t understand life

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All you need is a Razor Blade in life.

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whats the difference between life and death…life hurts

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Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.

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Thankfully I’m still alive because I fail at everything in life.

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my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying

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What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

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My life is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.

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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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life’s too short to want it.

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You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end

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I have a funny joke: my life

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Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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