When the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag
Other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
What is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
Everywhere
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale? , cause they already lost two towers
— Where’e my tractor?!
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”
“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
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