A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
RUS | ENG
