Milk jokes

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

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Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water

Because dad never came back with the milk

I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche??

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Child: drinking milk

Farmer: hey, what are you doing?

Child: oh I just milked one of your cows

Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls

Child: realizes

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Best friend makes 9/11 joke

You: hey my dad was inside the tower

Best friend: im sorry

You: I always knew he was a great pilot

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk?

A milk dud??

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.

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What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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Kid: Dad where are you going

Dad: To get milk

TEN YEARS LATER

Kids friend: wheres your dad

Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

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