Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
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