Milk jokes

Child: drinking milk

Farmer: hey, what are you doing?

Child: oh I just milked one of your cows

Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls

Child: realizes

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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What kind of Bees make milk?

BooBees

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I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

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Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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Here’s a better version of a previous joke:

I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.

It made sour milk.

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