Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
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