The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
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