Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
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