A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
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