My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
… I guess her rubber broke too
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What do you call a vegan slut…?
A garden Ho…!
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
At school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me::0
You know bofa? bofa deez nuts
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
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