I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
A girl asked?can i have some nuts too?? boy:?sure what ones;)?
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%%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
DEEEZ NUTS
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
Hi?? I was wondering
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
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