Hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden…
HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
R u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a.50 cal
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
You’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
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