whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
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