Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
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