Paint jokes

I feel bad for cumming on my turtle

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?

It depends on your speed.

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As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins:

Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still.

Devil: Did she just twitch?

A: No. She didn’t twitch.

D:

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The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall

Depends how hatd you throw them

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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

What doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls

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What was one cool thing about hitler

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette

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These are all of my terrible jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you,

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One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”

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1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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