Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
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