Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long though sea.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
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