Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
A girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face…
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.
Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
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