Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
I love stairs. They always bring me up
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
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