Stick jokes

Whats long brown and sticky? A stick.

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What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha

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What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.

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why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around

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What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)

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A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

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whats the definition of rude ? sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

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What’s tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)

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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her. A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some

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How can toilet paper decorate your house Shit sticks everywhere

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I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.

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a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor’s stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn’t die and he replied, “I’m a bad conductor” how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker

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