Straight jokes

bro im so gay i can’t even spell strait

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For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then a woman makes it really hard??????

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Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight? Sally’s used to being blind!

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In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it’s night.

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everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers feminist: correct everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY

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straight (DYM 26)

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What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

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All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight

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you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight

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I don’t ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that’s not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles…like damn, I thought I hid my ring

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I’m so gay I could barely think straight.

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Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole

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Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing,honey ;)

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The only thing I do straight is vodka

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This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

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