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What did Stephen Hawking’s wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing… she couldn’t tell.
| Drunk jokes |
A guy is at home and he’s about to go get a physical at the Doctor’s office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, “Brian, you’re going to have to stop masturbating. ” He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, “So I can examine you!”
| Doctors jokes |
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
| Sea jokes |
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
| Family jokes |
The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
| Waiting jokes |
| Family jokes |
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
| Puns jokes |
What’s green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender
| Green jokes |
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender
| Green jokes |
Why didn’t the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
| Dream jokes |
| Teacher jokes |
| Stairs jokes |
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
| Stick jokes |
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
| Waiting jokes |
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
| What’s the difference? |
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
| Dark Humor |
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
| Transport jokes |
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
| Stick jokes |
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
| Dark Humor |
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
| Game jokes |
| Frozen |
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