Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
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