Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver’s egg sandwich
Why did the kid drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus.
What is yellow and can’t swim
A school bus full of children
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why was the train late?
It kept getting side-tracked.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train!
What’s yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools.???
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
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