Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherf@ckers get off here, and you motherf@ckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
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