What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing let them wait for their parents.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits the blow up
I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
I wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
But she hasn’t tried the position with her new boyfriend. So she invites him to a romantic dinner. After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it. But her boyfriend was clueless about such acts. So she tell him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 positions. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same. But the bf didn’t know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly the girl had an urge to fart, but hold it in because her asshole was right near his bf face. Suddenly she loses control, and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says
“Bitch if you think I’ll be lying here for 67 more of those, you’re f@cking crazy.”
Guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
Yo mama so fat, when she ran… oh wait nevermind
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
What is different about priests and acne.
Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, ”you know, your dogs been a little depressed lately…”
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
My therapist says with time all wounds can heal so I stabbed him now we wait
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
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